Who is a Simp?

By Maloba Titus
They have eaten stones. When I say stones, I mean stones. They are camels. The real mules that the experts from Morocco would ever want. Do you know of any? Well, keep it for yourself, or else if you say it, it would kill your mammy.

I was told by my grandma that a man who cries before a woman is a coward. I can still meditate upon it even days. Believe me, I have not yet come to understand what she really meant.

I’m pretty sure that you have come across a calm dog. I doubt however, that you have met a lion that has been rained on. Let’s leave animals alone and focus on human beings. Have you ever met a man? A man that is stable. A man that is balanced. A man who has things going right for him. I’m sure that there are men who are even more than that. A man who is not easily swayed by lies. One who trusts himself, and this has nothing to do with Christianity.

This is a guy whose visualization can be tracked by pixels, tracked by himself. He can never live any experience fail to get a lesson from it. It is the man whose house is built on the rock, cemented with concrete. No rain shall melt it down. No wind can blow it away.

You want to know how I would describe a simping man? Not a rich man. Not a wealthy man. A simping man. They normally simp in their love affairs as well as at their work place to their bosses.

There are two kinds of men; the one who always know your weird intentions, or good intentions then there is the one who simps only to fix himself as a survivor.

All these guys are precarious. They all reach this point of being provoked to anger for long. Too much speaking without listening to them is a hoe to the hairdresser. They only remain strong to let the outcome intervene

The one informed of your ‘pure’ intentions, get used to understanding you, without allowing himself appear stupid. He is ever watchful of your words and therefore very sensitive to his feedbacks. You will hear them say ‘sorry’ even if you are the one who has wronged him. So boring!

For the one who fixes for survival, they are always afraid of the outcomes. They always possess a clean heart for love but the love keeps deteriorating gradually. They usually lack the best words to express their anger and therefore end up saying ‘sorry’. In real sense, this man is getting tired of you.

Simping men are never good. They always have something hidden in their mind and cannot easily reveal it.Some of them are for pure motherly background behavior, but some are brought up by experience. The experience that you pretty girls bring up. Stop taking men this far.

Stop doing that to me, Norah.

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